A Walking Contradiction – NaBloPoBo

I take a handful of vitamins with a swig of Diet Coke.

I follow up a killer workout with a fast food lunch.

I despise everything Kardashian but will click on a link to see how Kim has “broken the Internet” (again).

I long to be a minimalist but can’t get rid of sentimental mementos I’ve been holding onto for years.

I’m both quiet and shy and loud and outgoing.

I claim to dislike Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato and yet somehow know the lyrics to their songs when they are played on the radio.

I am a perfectionist and a procrastinator.

I love apples but can’t stand apple pie or apple sauce.

I have to exercise almost daily but when it comes to dropping and picking my son off at soccer practice, which is only four blocks from our house, I insist on driving.

I want to be noticed and appreciated, yet hate attention.

I’m predictably unpredictable.

I am spiritual but consider myself agnostic.

I support animal rights but I eat meat.

I HATE using the TV as a babysitter, but will be the first to put the children in front of it (as a last resort) if I need a breather! Of course, parenting is full of do as I say, not as I do moments, isn’t it?

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